that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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