Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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