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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:19am

    I think it's pretty fuckin HILARIOUS myself

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:41am

    One can't be a slut if the guy they're trying to eff can't even get it up ;) And for all you hoochies know it could be her (now ex) boyfriend, fack.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:14am

    No. Not a crock of shit, just a fat annoying bitch that you never want to be stuck talking to at a party.

  • 90 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:39am

    Sounds like a typical LA slut. She can eat shit..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:56pm

    I usually whisper it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:04am

    jesus how is this girl a 'slut' and a 'bitch' just because this guy is lame in bed?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:12am

    heh.. i read 10:41 as... "it could be her" it thought that was how they meant it - heck, that COULD be why he couldn't get it up! ya think of that??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:32am

    What the hell does that mean?

  • 86 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:50am

    whatever, you gotta do what you gotta do to make the best of a disappointment

  • 84 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:18pm

    what a champ. the guys the one with the issues, dudes.

  • 76 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:54am

    Guys try so hard to get girls in bed. If you get a lady in bed then fail to perform, you sir, are a douche.

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:15pm

    He probably had whiskey dick... typical male

  • 87 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:45pm

    What a crock of shit

  • 85 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:06pm

    If she knew how to suck a dick it wouldn't be a problem

  • 68 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:45pm

    I I could drink a beer during sex I'd be in heaven. All women should be this lucky... Really

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:55am

    k how does this bullshit get posted but not some of the hilarious REAL texts i've got/sent?? do they randomly select/delete shit they get sent in?? that sucks.