Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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