Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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