none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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