I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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