Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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