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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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