Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
barbara walters just said penis...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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