I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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