Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We're not piercing ourselves today.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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