Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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