the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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