oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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