So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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