none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
zippers are such a cool invention
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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