she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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