Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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