Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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