After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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