Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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