ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
vagina is talking i cant
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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