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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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