Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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