How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize