I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My penis needs a shock collar
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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