so explain again why im purple
no
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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