is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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