don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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