I hate your face
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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