she woke up with a sticky ear
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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