Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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