Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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