he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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