she looked like the before picture.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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