shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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