Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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