never play flip cup with pint glasses
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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