this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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