never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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