He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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