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  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:31am

    I once gave a guy morning oral and thanked him for breakfast. Close?

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:45am

    Breakfast of champions.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am

    ohmygod definately marry him. i did not know we had such quality guys in the 518!

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:46am

    11:38 you cream? like a bitch?

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:21pm

    This sounds very similar to a previous tfln. " sorry to dine and dash...."

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:20pm

    This guy inspires me to be a better man.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:42 is right. This guy is my hero.

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:32am

    im so excited to use this

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:19pm

    I think I know this dude. He used this line on me last week....

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:56pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a man like this

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:38am

    not only sex on the first date, but a sleepover. that's unexpected and very sexy. he knew how to end it so he'll be getting calls from her now. haha what a fucking G. Well, it would have been more G to get morning head and cream on her but this is good too

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:20am

    if a girl blew me for breakfast....so what? Thats what they do, its why they are called cumdumsters. This is by any means out of disrespect, its just how the game its played.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:35am

    if i were him i'd eat, get head, then run... he better wash up and brush his teeth or else everyone at work will be smiling...

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:37pm

    all men need to be EXACTLY like this one.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:45am

    Hmm, less "Good Night" than "Good Morning"... You are one lucky bitch, you need to freaking marry this dude!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:37pm

    ^^^ It wasn't cock.... think harder. Think... salad.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:05pm

    I already love this guy. And love to get/give morning oral

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:12pm

    @12:05 Me too!! @12:09 I agree, wtf? @12:02

  • 42 41
    Submitted by aahendy004 on Apr 24, 11 at 12:27am

    Haha nice

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:48pm

    12:02 so what? OP - Is this all it takes to impress a woman these days?

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:05pm

    There are alot of quality guys in the 518. You just gotta search for us! and Jillians, Pure, Plastic or any of those Albany Shitholes are NOT the place to look for us!! haha

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:36am

    gave it up on the first date! nice girl

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:27am

    I wait for the day this happens to me.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:18pm

    this is what dreams are made of..

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:59pm

    yeah this happened to me once, cept instead of eating her out i blew a load in the face of her sleeping 6 year old brother and slowly crept out the door - needless to say, there was no second date

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm

    @ 12:02 I sure hope no one is out there eating cock.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26am

    Marry him, now, you lucky bitch.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by azalus on Mar 4, 10 at 5:51am

    I love waking my girl up like that

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:37pm

    Gotta love a good slut. She must've been a good one or he wouldn't have even stayed the night.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by nwordrules on Apr 1, 10 at 1:31pm

    Dine and dash!!

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:46am

    Nice freudian slip there 12:20

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:42am

    no no no 11:38. He played it perfectly... he will be getting more then just a 2nd date

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:33pm

    in 518 more than one guy used this line on me. That was years ago, It's gotta be standard by now

  • 29 30
    Submitted by jboyy69969 on May 25, 11 at 11:53pm

    Fucking classssyyy!!!

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:01pm

    lock that tongue down, girl

  • 41 58
    Submitted by brifol77 on Apr 17, 10 at 11:39pm

    This is sad because this was a TFLN way at the beginning. Way to be origional.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:35pm

    1145 - i say that too!

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:48pm

    12:18...teach my boyfriend. Tell him I promise not to kick him. It's a good kind of startled.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:41pm

    haha yeahhhhh clifton park

  • 31 48
    Submitted by shortybk26 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07am

    that's so great hahaha he's the man

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:06am

    People wonder why we turn lesbians.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:18pm

    I love waking up a girl that way... Except for when it startles them too much and I get kicked in the teeth...

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:54am

    So true about Jillian's. Or anywhere near Lark Street. No thank you.