it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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