Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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