He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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