Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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