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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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