She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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