he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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