This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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